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Oh Mildred you saucy minx

A rebel of the seas, prone to luring the Manx sailors with her salty as f**k attitude and super-hot fishtail, Mildred was cooler than you’ll ever be. You absolute loser. Oh yes: Mildred was a chain-smoking, whisky-guzzling, wise-crackin’ cold hard b!tch.  And the most do-able fish out there!

The Manx Mermaids were nice enough and the Mermen were fine – if you discount the sad emasculated demeanour -yet, her Pohllinagh (Manx word for Merpeople. Pronounced PGGGGGGGGGLAGGHHHGGGGHHGGJJG) chums had about as much edge as James Blunt.Mildred, bored of conversing with Jamaican crabs named Sebastien, got sh!t-faced on Apple Sourz, partied into the night with Manannan and feasted on the flesh of the Sailor Boys of Ramsey Bay. Yeah, apparently she had a weird cannibalism thing going on. Who are we to judge, right? SHE’S A BRASSIER WEARING FISH WITH ARMS!!https://youtu.be/Lu5g8ngDPDY var bannersnack_embed = {“hash”:”bc9e1le8h”,”width”:672,”height”:280,”t”:1539344821,”userId”:38193901,”responsive”:true,”type”:”html5″};//cdn.bannersnack.com/iframe/embed.js