ISLE OF MAN GOVERNMENT UPDATE – 6TH APRIL

FEAT ASHY 

HOWIE IS OTHERWISE ENGAGED TODAY SO ASHY IS RIDING HAN SOLO

  • 6 IN HOSPITAL

  • 55 PRESUMED TO BE RECOVERED

  • PRESERVATION OF LIFE IS THE MAIN AIM OF ALL OF THIS

  • 190 PEOPLE ARE LOCKED OUT AND WANT TO COME HOME

  • 15TH APRIL THOSE OFF ISLAND WILL BE ABLE TO RETURN 

  • ONLY ABLE TO TRAVEL BACK IF SYMPTOM FREE 

  • THEY’LL BE TESTED IN HEYSHAM

  • THEY’LL BE SUBJECT TO A 14 DAY QUARANTINE IN AN ISOLATION FACILITY

  • FACILITIES WILL BE SUPER STRICT

  • MUST ABIDE BY RULES: NO VISITORS, STAY IN THEIR ROOMS, EXERCISE IN THE OUTDOOR SPACE PROVIDED

  • THIS IS NOT A FREE FOR ALL, FOLLOW THE  APPLICATION PROCESS

  • IF YOU WANNA COME BACK, LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

  • EMAIL RETURNINGRESIDENTS.CO@GOV.IM

  • THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE

  • ESTIMATED 5-8 WEEK WAIT

  • AHSY SERVED PAUL M SOME SASS WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT THE WAIT TIME “IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH PAPERWORK, PAUL”

  • REPATRIATION NEEDS TO BE DONE IN A CLINICALLY CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT, HENCE THE TIMINGS

  • STAY HOME. USE TECHNOLOGY – STAY CONNECTED

  • SHOUT OUTS:RAILWAY STAFF NOW ON THE DOOR UP NOBLES / STAN AND PAM ALLOWING PEOPLE TO PICK THEIR FLOWERS / SIMON FENTON KEEPING EVERYONE STOCKED WITH MEAT

  • BIG THANKS TO PRIMARY CAREGIVERS

  • THERE’S BEEN LOTS OF TOUGH DECISIONS – THERE’LL BE MORE TO COME 

  • WE ARE AT WAR WITH AN INVISIBLE ENEMY. WE CAN WIN. STAY AT HOME

QUESTIONS

  • CLUSTER REPORTING IS POSSIBLE BUT DUE TO CONFIDENTIALITY IT CAN’T BE TOO SPECIFIC

  • FOCUS IS ON TRACING ATM NOT REPORTING

  • SPREAD IS SEEN THROUGH YOUNGER PEOPLE AGED 18-34

  • 16 PEOPLE IN HOSPITAL AWAITING RESULT OF COVID-19 TEST

  • NO NEED TO WEAR A MASK IF YOU’RE HEALTHY

  • THINGS AIN’T GONNA CHANGE BACK OVERNIGHT – PHASED TRANSITION BACK TO NORMALITY

  • IF YOU SEE THE POLICE STANDING CLOSE IT’S OK, THEY’RE JUST DOING THEIR JOBS

  • WORD OF THE DAY –  VITRIOLIC, ‘FILLED WITH BITTER CRITICISM OR MALICE’

  • NO APOLOGIES FOR WHAT’S BEEN SAID – WE’VE DONE WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE

  • NSC IS STAYING AS THE NSC, STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!

  • A VACCINE IS A LONG WAY OFF – APPROX. 18 MONTHS

  • A TIGER IN NY  HAS CORONA BUT DON’T WORRY THERE’S VERY LITTLE CHANCE OF YOUR PET GETTING IT

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