Here is your weekly dose of Horoscopes curated by Chess AKA Mystic Chess.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
You’re inclined to make mistakes this week. This is a sign not to get back with your ex. Or do. I’m not your Mum.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
It’s your birthday season! You’re probably not vibing with the fact you’re feeling anxious atm. Accept its not all about you babe- there’s a global pandemic x
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Someone in your life is bringing you bad vibes this week. Let’s be honest, it’s probably a leo.
Taurus (Apr 20- May 20)
Feeling like staying at home this week? There might be good news on the cards for you…
Gemini (Jun 21- Jul 22)
Your sign is the twins because you are a two-faced snake. You’ll probably be snakey this week too, but I didn’t need to tell you that…
Cancer (Jun 21- Jul 22)
Whether it’s in the Outback or at home, you’ll probably be crying this weekend, won’t you hun?
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
You may feel yourself reflecting on your past mistakes this week. Don’t worry hun- this will pass and you’ll be doing dumb sh*t again soon enough.
Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22)
You see life as a journey that you need to plan out. This week, you need to let go and let life take you to where you’re truly meant to be: Jurby.
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)
This is a week of opportunities for you, Libra. Sure, you could be offered a new job, but more realistically, it’ll probably be an invite to the pub. Whatever it may be, you should never turn a good opportunity down.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22)
You have a hard shell, but a soft interior. Kind of like a mini egg. Which are currently in stock. Treat yourself, and grab some (this isn’t like, sponsored by mini eggs or anything, but I would GLADLY take the money)
Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21)
Avoid confrontation this week. If someone starts at you at 4am while you’re getting a kebab, leave it out, mate. It’s not worth it.
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) Let your hair down Capricorn and embrace your inner drag queen! Do some death drops and stream ‘UK hun’! (Not sponsored by RuPaul, but I would also take his fracking money)