Here is your weekly dose of Horoscopes curated by Chess Bradley AKA Mystic Chess.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) 

It is possible you’ll meet someone who could change your life this week. Unlikely though, unless it is in the aisles of Tesco, or at the test centre…

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) 

This week is the perfect time to spice up your life Pisces! Think of all the new things you could try… Like a new scent of Zoflora? A new route on your daily walk? A new zoom background? The possibilities are endless…

Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) 

Hey Aries, this week is a great time to try a new creative project. Just do us a favour and don’t share it to social media… No one can be bothered to pretend you’re any good at watercolours.

Taurus (Apr 20- May 20) 

Your zodiac symbol is a bull. Appropriate, because this week, you’re full of bullsh*t.

Gemini (May 21- Jun 21) 

You may get a call from a stranger this week, Gemini. Just pray it isn’t the track and trace team. 

Cancer (Jun 22- Jul 22) 

Feeling anxious this week, Cancer? Do what you do best: drown your sorrows.

Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) 

Feeling trapped this week, Leo? Join the club. 

Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22) 

Worried about your love life, Virgo? Your sign literally means virgin. Get used to being alone.

Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22) 

The alias of the libra is the scales. As we’re in another lockdown, my advice is to avoid the scales at all costs. Trust me. 

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22) 

Take a risk. Unless the risk is cutting yourself a fringe. Please don’t do that. 

Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 21) 

Something positive will be happening in your life this week, Sagittarius! Let’s just hope it’s not a Covid test!

Capricorn  (Dec 22- Jan 19) 

You will accomplish something big this week! Like eating a full vicky sponge, or completing Netflix.

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