AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
Life is all about perspective. For me, a positive pregnancy test would be a disaster. For you? Perhaps not. It’s all about interpretation. Making positives out of negatives (or positives?)
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)
Focus on self-care today. If that means eating exclusively pizza, that’s what you’ve got to do.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)
If you find you’re spending too much of your own money, spend someone else’s.
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)
It’s absolutely true: I accept gifts in return for good horoscopes. You’ll have the best week this week, Taurus and you’re beautiful and I fancy you.
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)
An unexpected friendship may emerge this week. It’s unexpected because no one expects Geminis to make friends.
CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL 22)
Because you’re a cry baby, I’m giving you a warning to get your tissues ready because a BIG change is coming.
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
Retail therapy costs money but so does real therapy. At the end of the day, only one of them will result in a pair of new shoes. Choose wisely.
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)
Have you checked your spam folder recently? Goodies may lay inside, like an email from a Nigerian Prince.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)
Remember that the good things in life are always difficult. Like trying to return an ASOS parcel.
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
Your fight or flight response may be triggered this week. Remember that no one likes a wimp.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)
You’ve got to appreciate what you’ve got, unless what you’ve got is Covid.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22- JAN 19)
You love the sound of your own voice. This week, try something new and listen to someone else.