AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
Ignorance is bliss: that’s why you should not check your bank account until payday, Aquarius.
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)
Sharing is caring, unless you have Covid.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)
It’s especially important to wear knickers this week, Aries. Clean ones, preferably.
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)
You might feel a strong connection to your root this week, Taurus. It might be time to visit the hairdressers?
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)
This week, an attention seeking move will result in everyone rolling their eyes. Just another day in the life of a Gemini, no?
CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL 22)
It’s time to assess whether it’s acceptable to be THAT excited about a Gossip Girl reboot at your big age.
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
Time to plan for your future. Have you thought of botox? Retinol?
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)
Now that we’re in Virgo season, please remember that it is unacceptable to arrange your own surprise party.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)
You know what’s a really good shout? Checking up on your ex. That has never ended badly.
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
How can you be bored when you can binge all of Gossip Girl (again)l on iPlayer?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)
There’s a lot of bad decisions you can make but you know what is never a bad decision? Adopting a dog.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22- JAN 19)
Some surprising news regarding money will arrive this week. Unless the fact that you have no money is not a surprise to you.