AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
Feel overstretched? Like you don’t have much time to yourself? Think about how much time you’d have if you quit your job.
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)
With September around the corner, it’s time to assess: did you have a hot girl summer?
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)
I don’t want to say this will be a bad week for you, but you might find yourself eating a lot of ice cream and listening to Adele. Good luck out there x
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)
You’ll benefit from some time outside this week, and yes, drinking al fresco does count.
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)
They say opposites attract, but what’s the opposite of someone who has two faces?
CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL 22)
You’re known as the sign with a powerful imagination. This week, it’s good to imagin you’re having a good week because, well, the reality will be… different.
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
When was the last time you called your Mum to tell her you love her? Important stuff, Leo.
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)
You don’t have to be perfect all the time. In your birthday season, let your hair down, vomit in the streets, have some fun, live your life.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)
Libras are thought to be the sign that avoids the vulgar and garish… so why are you even considering wearing that shirt?
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
This week, it’s worth considering the wise words of Britney: “You wanna live fancy? Live in a big mansion? Party in France? You better work bitch”
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)
Bad luck may follow you this week, Sagittarius. Watch out for traffic wardens and potholes.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22- JAN 19)
This week, you might find yourself in a really bad place. Not mentally, you just might end up in Onchan x