Intuition is powerful. Trust your gut. If your gut says to one of those novelty bars of chocolate, trust it. 

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

It’s hibernation season! Grab your blankets and some cake, and we’ll see you in Pisces season. 

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

Sometimes all you need is a little cry and to listen to Adele on repeat. It’s restorative. 

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

Sometimes the key to happiness is self-delusion. Tell yourself everything is okay.

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

If you’re sick of working, parade up and down Athol Street until you find a rich (wo)man to fund your life. 

CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL  22) 

A new haircut is a good replacement for a personality. 

LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)

Are you drinking enough water? Being hydrated won’t fix your life, but being dehydrated won’t help. Sometimes all a horoscope is, btw, is just really good advice.

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

Telling it like it is won’t make you friends. Expecting a but here? No buts. Just facts.

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

This is your warning that cuffing season is among us. Get in a relationship NOW or face another Christmas alone.


It is easier to ask for permission than it is for forgiveness. Remember this if you want to buy clothes on the company card.


You attract what you fear. This is a good week to be afraid of nice shoes and handbags. 


Hate relationship drama? There’s literally no relationship drama when you don’t have any relationships. 

This Breast Cancer Awareness month, we’re selling Mystic Chest jumpers and T-shirts- with all profits going to Breast Cancer Now Volunteering in the Isle of Man and Isle of Man Breast Care. Shop the collection now at:

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