AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18) 

Intuition is powerful. Trust your gut. If your gut says to one of those novelty bars of chocolate, trust it. 

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

It’s hibernation season! Grab your blankets and some cake, and we’ll see you in Pisces season. 

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

Sometimes all you need is a little cry and to listen to Adele on repeat. It’s restorative. 

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

Sometimes the key to happiness is self-delusion. Tell yourself everything is okay.

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

If you’re sick of working, parade up and down Athol Street until you find a rich (wo)man to fund your life. 

CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL  22) 

A new haircut is a good replacement for a personality. 

LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)

Are you drinking enough water? Being hydrated won’t fix your life, but being dehydrated won’t help. Sometimes all a horoscope is, btw, is just really good advice.

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

Telling it like it is won’t make you friends. Expecting a but here? No buts. Just facts.

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

This is your warning that cuffing season is among us. Get in a relationship NOW or face another Christmas alone.

SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22) 

It is easier to ask for permission than it is for forgiveness. Remember this if you want to buy clothes on the company card.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21) 

You attract what you fear. This is a good week to be afraid of nice shoes and handbags. 

CAPRICORN  (DEC 22- JAN 19) 

Hate relationship drama? There’s literally no relationship drama when you don’t have any relationships. 

This Breast Cancer Awareness month, we’re selling Mystic Chest jumpers and T-shirts- with all profits going to Breast Cancer Now Volunteering in the Isle of Man and Isle of Man Breast Care. Shop the collection now at: https://www.gefthemongoose.net/shop/collections/mystic-chest

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