AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18) 

Something really spooky will happen this Hop-Tu-Naa weekend, like finding yourself trying to pull at 3am in a smoking area.

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

That Squid Game costume. Really cool. Very original. 

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

It’s too late to get a Hop-Tu-Naa costume. May as well pop on a pair of devil horns and call it a day.

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

A key rule to Hop-Tu-Naa: culturally-relevant costumes last a year, but slutty lasts forever. 

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

Geminis are symbolised by the twins. Take the opportunity to get your twins out: it’s the socially acceptable season to be slutty, afterall. 

CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL  22) 

Be wary of ghosts this hop-tu-naa. But, of course, you’re no stranger to a bit of ghosting, are you?

LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)

Honour the NHS and all their work this Hop-Tu-Naa by dressing as a sexy healthcare worker and staying away from the hospital.

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

If you wear a sexy police officer costume this Hop-Tu-Naa, prepare for an ironic encounter in the station on Sunday morning. 

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

A vampire is an apt costume for you this Hop-Tu-Naa, considering you manage to suck the fun out of everything. 

SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22) 

It’s Scorpio season, which means you can basically spend your whole paycheck this Hop-Tu-Naa weekend because it is your birthday and you deserve a special time. Who cares about paying the rent? 

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21) 

The scariest thing about hop-tu-naa weekend is the hangover. Remember to hydrate.

CAPRICORN  (DEC 22- JAN 19) 

Pro-tip: turn your lights off on Sunday so you don’t get annoying kids asking for sweets at your door. You’re welcome. 

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