AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18) 

A huge ‘treat yourself’ energy is in-coming this week. If you’re looking for something to treat yourself with, can I recommend a Mystic Chess t-shirt?

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

Time flies when you’re having fun. This will be a long week. 

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

Indulge yourself and cancel those plans. Doesn’t that feel better than leaving the house?

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

Reject healthy living. Embrace comfort food. Enjoy life.

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

You’re going to be broken up with this week. Just kidding, but how does that make you feel? Sad? Relieved? Explore that babes. 

CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL  22) 

A vow of silence might be useful, as you will have an incredible capacity for saying the wrong things this week.

LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)

Spooky szn might be over, which is your sign to stop being a creep.

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

It’s November, which means just one thing in a Virgo’s calendar: Christmas shopping must be complete.

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

Effort is for try-hards. You think your boss is going to notice you if you put in extra hours? Pathetic. 

SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22) 

This is your sign to start slipping into some DMs. Preferably mine x

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21) 

Reconnecting with an old friend is a great way to remember why you’re not friends anymore. 

CAPRICORN  (DEC 22- JAN 19) 

Do you know how much bacteria lives in your bed? Neither do I, but I bet it’s a lot. This is a sign to change your bedsheets. 

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