AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
A huge ‘treat yourself’ energy is in-coming this week. If you’re looking for something to treat yourself with, can I recommend a Mystic Chess t-shirt?
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)
Time flies when you’re having fun. This will be a long week.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)
Indulge yourself and cancel those plans. Doesn’t that feel better than leaving the house?
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)
Reject healthy living. Embrace comfort food. Enjoy life.
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)
You’re going to be broken up with this week. Just kidding, but how does that make you feel? Sad? Relieved? Explore that babes.
CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL 22)
A vow of silence might be useful, as you will have an incredible capacity for saying the wrong things this week.
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
Spooky szn might be over, which is your sign to stop being a creep.
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)
It’s November, which means just one thing in a Virgo’s calendar: Christmas shopping must be complete.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)
Effort is for try-hards. You think your boss is going to notice you if you put in extra hours? Pathetic.
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
This is your sign to start slipping into some DMs. Preferably mine x
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)
Reconnecting with an old friend is a great way to remember why you’re not friends anymore.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22- JAN 19)
Do you know how much bacteria lives in your bed? Neither do I, but I bet it’s a lot. This is a sign to change your bedsheets.
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