AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)Â
Avoid disappointment by keeping your expectations very low this week.
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)Â
Over your ex? Think again.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)Â
Don’t let anyone tell you that avoidance isn’t a good coping strategy.
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)Â
A dreadful hangover is in your future. You can’t avoid it. Just accept it.
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)Â
Worried about your future? The world is literally burning. It’s a valid concern.
CANCER (JUN 22 – JULÂ 22)Â
You should tell that person how you really feel about them. What’s the worst that can happen? Total humiliation?
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
Not to make any statements about your love life, but get used to being alone.
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)Â
Everyone talks about the importance of opening up and being vulnerable. But sometimes, being emotionally repressed is a lot better than crying on some random girl in a club. Think about that this week.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)Â
There’s always a possibility of being fired, but this week, if you try just that little bit harder, you can succeed in getting fired.
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)Â
An apple a day might keep the doctor away, but to mitigate this week’s alcohol intake, you need to be averaging on 15 apples a day.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)Â
It’s time to assess whether you’re watching too many TikToks at your big age.
CAPRICORNÂ (DEC 22- JAN 19)Â
You are where you need to be right now. Sorry if you’re in Foxdale. That’s rough.