AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
You’ll remember the person whose Christmas present you forgot to buy, right at the moment you’re too late to get anything for them.
PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20)
Watch out for who is lingering under the mistletoe, or else you could end up snogging a right munter.
ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19)
Your Mum definitely won’t mind you turning up horrifically hungover on Christmas. That’s definitely fine. She’s definitely okay with it.
TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20)
Want a happy Christmas? Don’t check your bank balance.
GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21)
This is a great week to practice looking like you’re not disappointed when you open your presents.
CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL 22)
There will be a Christmas Miracle this year: only happy tears from you, Cancer! There’s no way there’d be no tears, though…
LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)
Tell your undies and socks to hang on in there, there’s less than a week until you get some new ones.
VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22)
Honour Boxing Day by starting a boxing match with your least favourite relative.
LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22)
If you haven’t already, you should probably start some Christmas shopping.
SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22)
Fancy a snog under the mistletoe? There is a literal pandemic. Be safe, be smart, be kind x
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21)
If you’re out on the pull this Christmas, the last disease you need to worry about is Omicron.
CAPRICORN (DEC 22- JAN 19)
It’s almost Capricorn season! I’m seeing… joint birthday and Christmas presents in your future.