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Romance, Wine, and a Babysitter? The Comis Hotel has Valentine’s Day covered
What do you love more than your significant other? (I won’t tell them). Let’s answer together. After three. 1,2,3:
‘A VALENTINES DAY BARGAIN AT A NICE HOTEL THAT HAS A SPA AND A RESTAURANT AND FACILITIES FOR KIDS.’
Omg, SAME! What a coincidence. Well, instead of leaving your partner & children having an affair with a hotel, why not combine the two?
‘But how?!’ I hear you exclaim at a volume nearing the frequency of a bat.
Calm down, (DESPERATION ISN’T SEXY), and look no further than the Comis Hotel & Golf Resort. It’s giving you multiple opportunities to have a Valentines Day more romantic than Paris on Viagra.
Fancy a romantic meal Lady and the Tramp style? (Cutlery will be available. Please use it. No one wants to be sat next to a couple slurping on the same piece of spaghetti. Disgusting). Well, love is in the air AND on the menu at the Comis.
Treat your special someone to a romantic dinner, with live entertainment, and an option to include fancy wine pairings:
- £69.00 per person for our Valentine’s menu.
- £100.00 per person with wine pairing.
Both are available on Friday, 14th February (Valentines Day, obvs) and Saturday, 15th February (if you forgot Valentines Day was the day before). Got your appetite whetted? Excellent, head on over to comishotel.com to check out the full menu. You can either book a table online or by calling the Comis love line on 661111.
The small print: Please use reference code “VALENTINE’S” if booking online. A deposit of £20 per person will need to be paid to confirm the booking. A discretionary service charge of 10% will be added to your final bill on the day.
Well, assuming you’re suitably wine, dined, and romanced you might as well spend the night so you’re not faffing around with how to get home after a generous helping of red. ‘Sod it!’ I hear you shout, happily in the throes of romance, ‘let’s stay the night!’
Excellent idea, Valentine’s is a time to treat yourselves, so why not get ahead of the game and make the most of the Comis Hotel & Golf Resort’s Valentine’s Escape. It includes:
- An overnight stay in the Comis’ classic double room.
- A romantic dinner, with live entertainment, and an option to include wine pairings.
- A breakfast SO GOOD it might just make you fall in love again.
‘I’d love to romanticise my marriage over a poached egg’ I hear you say wistfully. ‘How much?’ Well, can you really put a price on being in love? Yes, you can:
- Prices range from £287.00 per couple on Friday, 14th.
- From £297.00 per couple on Saturday, 15th.
But wait. THAT’S NOT ALL. If you want to make your Valentine’s Day so romantic that you end up puking ‘Be Mine’ hearts, then you can go that extra mile with one of these upgrades:
- A bottle of EXCLUSIVE Comis Prosecco in the room – £39.50
- Cupid’s touch room decoration (A load of babies holding bows and arrows placed in the room is my assumption) – £25.00
Available on Friday, 14th February & Saturday, 15th February 2025. Book now by contacting the romantic reservations team at reception@comishotel.com or give us a call on that aforementioned love line on 661111.
‘Hang on! But what about the kids?’ I hear you ask. Just leave them. Oh, sorry. I’ve been told to tell you to ignore that. Instead, the Comis Hotel has gone all out to make sure you’re accommodated for and can have the damn fine, romantic Valentine’s Day you deserve no matter what your circumstance. How WONDERFULLY thoughtful.
Presenting the pièce de résistance: The Comis Hotel’s Valentine’s Family Escape.
Yes, Valentine’s as we know it is conventionally focussed on romantic love but there shouldn’t be a hierarchy of different types of love. You love your friends? Take them for the Comis Valentine’s Day meal! You love your children – overlooking the middle one – then bring them with you to celebrate a Valentine’s Day weekend!
The Comis has created a package for a whole family to enjoy. Check in, doll yourselves up for a fabulous dinner with live entertainment, and they will look after the little ones. Between 5:30-8:30pm, qualified (DBS checked) childcare experts will entertain your Valentine’s cherubs with games, activities, face painting, soft-play, films, and a finger buffet so you hard-working parents can enjoy a bit of ‘us time’.
To book the Family Valentine’s dinner & stay call the romantic reception on 01624 66111. The deal is available on Friday, 14th February and Saturday, 15th February (2025, just in case that wasn’t obvious). Spaces are limited so get booking early to secure your spot!
The cost of the package is £20 per child in addition to the Valentine’s Escape price and it’s suitable for children aged between 2 and 10. So don’t try and take your clingy 36-year-old along with you. Tell them to move out. They’re killing the romance.
