Social Media Policy

R u ok, Hun? Have you had a bad day, having a bit of a hangry?

Congrats on earning your first “crab badge” from Gef The Mongoose! 🦀

If you’re reading this, you may have taken things a smidge far on our Social Media pages, so we just wanted to give you a bit of time out to recap on on the rules.

So, here’s our Gef with a quick reminder:


We’re cool with swearing here, we’re not prudes and we know it happens in real life BUT excessive and obnoxious swearing is unnecessary. If you wouldn’t say it in front of your mum, then think of a different way to say it.

Don’t be a d*ck

Being offensive about someone or towards them in comments on our Social Media pages is total a no no.

This includes racism, homophobia, mocking the differently abled or generally making fun of any kind of health issue, including mental health.


It’s the Isle of Man – just because you know somebody’s mother’s brother’s cousin, doesn’t mean everybody does. So please don’t share personal details relating to someone else, including physical address, email address, phone numbers etc.


That’s it. Have fun, just don’t be “that person” or you’ll get more crabs and if you’re really special a nice shiny ban too ☺️