Horoscopes
Mystic Chess Horoscopes June 21
This week’s Horoscopes brought to you by Mystic Chess
Cancer season starts this week!!! Which means one important thing: Mystic Chess’ birthday.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
They say our thoughts create our reality. Looks like you’ll be thinking a lot about burgers and disappointing dates this week.Â
Pisces (Feb 19- Mar 20)
Need space? With a personality like yours, it won’t be hard to get the space from people that you need.Â
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Doing cringe things to seek attention this week is not the vibe. Do what normal people do for attention, and write horoscopes x
Taurus (Apr 20- May 20)
Fancy leaving the island? Think again. You’re here forever x
Gemini (May 21- Jun 21)
Whatever you’re going through, getting a masters is not the answer.
Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 22)
It’s almost crab season, but that’s no excuse for you to be SUCH a crab.
Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
If you’re lucky enough to sleep with someone this week, Leo, they’ll probably end up feeling like they’re the promenade (they will never finish).
Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22)
Having a good stationary collection is not a replacement for a personality. Live a little.
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)
If your spending has got out of hand, think about how you’re helping the economy. For the greater good.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22)
This week, you’ll suffer from a lack of taste. Don’t worry- it’s not Covid, it’s just being a Scorpio.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
This week your dreams will come true: all your teeth will fall out.
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)
Be careful before you make assumptions this week. That lady might not be pregnant, but just carrying some pandemic weight.
