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Manxman to go on Manoeuvres

The company has issued the note no doubt to save everyone from refreshing the Marine Traffic website all evening. 

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The Steam Packet has advised that the Manxman will be out in the bay this evening doing ‘manoeuvres’.

She is due in from Heysham at 5.45pm and will be heading out into the bay after everyone has disembarked.

The company has no doubt issued the note to save everyone from refreshing the Marine Traffic website all evening.

No word as of yet as to what sort of manoeuvres the Manxman will be performing, though u-turns would seem to be appropriate.

Alternative theories include the development of the gov’s new waterski display team (obviously voiced by Derry Kissack BEM), scientists from NASA checking out whether indeed Manxman is top heavy or one outlandish claim is that this is all just routine and the company could be taking the opportunity to get in some training for staff.

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