Gef Talks “Simon Pegg”

The trailer for Simon Pegg’s latest film Nandor Fodor & The Talking Mongoose has been released.

You thought I’d be excited? Well no, I’m not!

He didn’t come to see me, he didn’t answer my letters about signing my Hot Fuzz poster and he talks in this trailer as if I don’t exist.

Never has a mongoose been more upset.

Mr Pegg, if he even exists, didn’t visit our beloved island for this film, he certainly never visited Dalby, instead he filmed in and around Yorkshire! Can you imagine!

I exist, I bring you somewhat questionable news everyday, I lived with the Irvings and spoke to their friends. Now tell me this, have any of you ever seen this “Mr Pegg” in real life? No, because he doesn’t exist!

I would implore my legions of fans to go and see this “film” only for the purpose of pointing out the factual inaccuracies to your fellow cinema goers.

Good day!

P.S. I will not be doing autograph signings, but, as unlike Mr Pegg I am not driven by mere financial desires, you, my dear Manx people, can have this for free xx.