Mystic Chess Horoscopes 20/12

AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18) 

You’ll remember the person whose Christmas present you forgot to buy, right at the moment you’re too late to get anything for them. 

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

Watch out for who is lingering under the mistletoe, or else you could end up snogging a right munter. 

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

Your Mum definitely won’t mind you turning up horrifically hungover on Christmas. That’s definitely fine. She’s definitely okay with it.

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

Want a happy Christmas? Don’t check your bank balance. 

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

This is a great week to practice looking like you’re not disappointed when you open your presents. 

CANCER (JUN 22 – JUL  22) 

There will be a Christmas Miracle this year: only happy tears from you, Cancer! There’s no way there’d be no tears, though…

LEO (JUL 23 – AUG 22)

Tell your undies and socks to hang on in there, there’s less than a week until you get some new ones. 

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

Honour Boxing Day by starting a boxing match with your least favourite relative.

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

If you haven’t already, you should probably start some Christmas shopping.

SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22) 

Fancy a snog under the mistletoe? There is a literal pandemic. Be safe, be smart, be kind x

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 – DEC 21) 

If you’re out on the pull this Christmas, the last disease you need to worry about is Omicron. 

CAPRICORN  (DEC 22- JAN 19) 

It’s almost Capricorn season! I’m seeing… joint birthday and Christmas presents in your future.